User blog:Darmstadtium/The Mack Files: II

"Welcome To Mack's World"

[Verse 1]

Portal open, portal close

Mack will make the whole world close

What will he do? Who knows?

Like Darmsy, you will be one hit KO'd

They calling you Darmstadtium so let's see

If you can avoid my quick attacks like you're Darmsy

Justindile, Gojidile, Totodiles, that's my style

Yeah, all the time while, I'll be being vile

I heard you a fan of The Ultimate Attack

Well, let's see if you can survive The Ultimate Mack!

[Chorus]

My name is Mack

Welcome to my world

When it's over

You get locked in a whirl

Welcome to Mack's World

W-w-welcome to Mack's World

[Verse 2]

Guess this ceiling can't hold me

While I'm thrift shopping

Gotta buy a new one, cha ching

Your body I'll be stabbing

They call me Macklemore, well, I'm a rapper

But I will make that wannabe die, I'm a trapper

Shattered hourglass, call me Five Pounder

Cuz I'll be murdering the population every hour

Got my gun, got my bomb, lock 'em in the shower

Or maybe I'll run 'em over or drop 'em off a tower

And this Zigzagoon has definately got power

I'll make the entire country just go sour

Chorus time!

[Chorus]

My name is Mack (that Mack)

Welcome to my world

When it's over

You get locked in a whirl (whirly!)

Welcome to Mack's World

W-w-welcome to Mack's World (yeah)

Welcome to Mack's World (oh, oh)

W-w-welcome to Mack's World

Welcome to Mack's World (do it!)

W-w-welcome to Mack's World

"How Ryan Came To Be" 

[Verse 1]

Ryan walks down the street

Keepin' to his own beat

Doin' what he always be doin'

But soon changes he be viewin'

Mack in the window, back in the window

Bad shit happens when you walk

Fucking god, just let me talk

Syringe heading away really far

Ending up in his arm

Who cares? (who cares?)

As long as into the window he stares

[Chorus]

How Ryan came to be

Not much of a mystery

Not much of a dumb theory

How Ryan came to, came to be

[Verse 2]

Tail appearing

Paws appearing

He gets down onto all fours, uh oh

Zigzagoon now, yeah, oh oh

He found a little guy named Mack (Mack)

Then they didn't attack (attack)

But he was only half changed, uh oh

He started shrinking, oh oh

The two Zigzagoons ran off into the distance

And murdered a guy named Gojidile

We'll see him in a while

[Chorus]

How Ryan came to be

Not much of a mystery

Not much of a dumb theory

How Ryan came to, came to be

Not much of a mystery

Not much of a dumb theory

How Ryan came to be

How Ryan came to, came to, came to be

'''The rest of the songs are too dark to post under TUA Universe rules. See you!'''