User blog:Darmstadtium/The Mack Files: IV

John Kantson here again, last night there was a HUGE explosion in the lake that caused a tsunami... most of Downtown is destroyed, casulties are in the thousands, it was MASSIVE. Sightings of Mack are more common but I've gotten emails from 2Gama saying that there is a way to kill Mack: the Blue Sword. Apparently, Darmsy owns it, and it's made of pure Darmstadtium and coated with a special kind of sapphire plating. However, the element Darmstadtium is unstable irl and sapphire costs thousands if not millions of dollars. If you want, you can help me by sending me sapphire. I recieved a mysterious item in the mail today. It contained five video games, and it said to send four of them to four different friends and keep the last one for myself. They were: one named "RETRO THRIFT SHOPPER" for the SNES, "TAG POPPER" for the PS1, "DIE EVERYDAY" for the N64, "LOLOLOLOL" for the original Xbox and "GROSS MACKLEMORE" for the PS4. I think I'll keep the PS4 game for myself, send the Xbox and SNES games to my two brothers: Andrew and Jake, the N64 game to a guy who emailed me with the email adress "mackisaretard@gmail.com" who lives only a couple blocks away, and the PS1 game to Chris Honers, a blogger who specializes in scientific analysises and x-rays of mysterious objects. See you soon.