User blog:Unnofan6/Never Trust Google Translate

I decided to put Year 3000 into Google Translate and translate it thru 5 languages before back to English. This is the results: http://piratepad.net/Translate

For you that don't want to read an entire story, he's the highlights:
 * Ne-Yo is renamed to "Northeast-I."
 * Miley is a club that has had many adventures before Unown.
 * Trainers are called coaches.
 * Godzilla is replaced with King Kong.
 * Goji the Kabutops is now a Beartic named King Kong.
 * TokyoGoji is a nurse.
 * Monster Island is now Monster Iceland.
 * Monster Iceland abandons the GDF.
 * The "Dreamy Jungle" is a border zone.
 * Bart falls to his death, because of Rodan studying about Google and rooms.
 * Mack and Ryan live between "life plans."
 * Everyone is afraid of the planet.
 * The Communist Bloc owns a "store two."
 * The UK is a member of Hong Kong. (Thr UK owned Hong Kong until the 90s, so there is truth to this)
 * The "King" (King Ghidorah? "King Kong" aka renamed Godzilla? The newly created "KingGoji?") places Hong Kong onto Dansverden.
 * There is a foreign King Kong.
 * Monsters are placing flies on trees.
 * Kiryu diets badly.
 * Just nine in California and Nevada are destroyed. (Nine cities? Nine counties?)
 * The GDF is harvesting.
 * Mack and Ryan die and their corpses are to be placed on the roof of a collapsed house. (They seemingly revive later)
 * Both Daniel and the ceiling are broken.
 * "King M. Robin" was born in a foreign language named "The Word" which offers "two protection."
 * The only threat is the spirit of Hong Kong.
 * Gigan's rays destroy the space of Hong Kong.
 * Destoryah holds a party themed around King Kong and eating space.
 * Uranus and explosions shook the whole "Character of Death." (possibly Mack or Genesect City? Or an abuser from Totodilia?)
 * A new chemical seed called "Matanca" causes human sacrifice.
 * There is a global "boom boom boom."
 * Rap God is the "God of Rap." (Atleast this isn't TOO wrong...)
 * King Ghidorah occupies a "good foreign planet."
 * There is a Kingdom of God, and it's commander is called "Nebulae M. Pokemon Rap Crack."
 * California and Nevada are west of the "month" and the "month" turns out to be Dansverden. They then light the planet and fly.
 * The words "Celebrate God Rap" have burned.
 * A monster planet is being timed.