User blog:Darmstadtium/The Mack Files: IX

This morning I recieved an odd thing in the mail. It was a can labelled "TOTODILE MEAT." It had a bio of Justindile on the side, saying he was a "volunteer" and that the meat in the can is made from his tail. DID MACK JUST CUT OFF JUSTINDILE'S TAIL AND PUT IT IN A CAN? I saw the Ottsel again, it looks more like an odd liquid then blue blood. I accidentaly got the liquid on me, and now I feel all sick... could it be poisonous?