User blog:Darmstadtium/The Mack Files: I

Hey, John Kantson here, I would like to share some information. I saw a figure outside of my window last night. It looked like a Zigzagoon covered in blood, kind of like Mack, but with a more... realistic style to it. This morning, I found a CD on my porch reading "4JK." I'm assuming this stands for "For John Kantson" but it could mean something else. I decided to play the CD, my next blog post will contain the lyrics, here's a description of all 7 songs:

"Welcome To Mack's World" - A rap song about Mack taking over the world, including some torture scenes.

"How Ryan Came To Be" - A rap song about a human named Ryan TFing into a Zigzagoon, probably a reference to the theory about Ryan.

"Mack-o-mania" - A rock song about people worshipping Mack in odd and creepy ways, this is the one that disturbed me the most.

"Thrift Shoppe" - A rap song that stops after the first couple lines and then an odd voice starts talking about finding me.

"Little Round" - A ton of nonsense, this one needs a good investigation to make sense of it. The voice returns.

"SPARTIC" - Footsteps and static, for 7 minutes straight, with a voice talking over it.

"RISE FROM FLAMES, 1901" - Just a burning sound effect played over and over with a typing sound.